Blair Skowronski

Emotional Support animal in training

I am very tiny, very demure, and honestly… kind of iconic.

Hi! My name is Blair. I was born on 1/7/2026. Mommy and daddy think I’ll be about 5lbs fully grown, but I prefer to keep an air of mystery. I am the complete opposite of my older brother. I’m not here to cause chaos. I’m here to look cute and provide emotional support with minimal effort. You’ll usually find me sitting peacefully next to mom while she does her notes, quietly supervising and waiting for affection like the elegant little lady I am. I don’t demand love. I simply exist, and love comes to me.

My background & approach

My background is in being a soft, calm presence, offering silent support to my mom, her clients, and anyone who looks like they need a tiny best friend. My mom named me after Blair Waldorf, which makes sense because I do have a certain refined energy… and I’m not afraid to be a little dramatic if the vibes are off.

XOXO,
Gossip Girl 💋✨

My approach is subtle. Sophisticated. Strategic.

I don’t beg for snacks like a commoner. I politely position myself near mom’s lap while she eats lunch or dinner, staring with my big innocent eyes like, “Oh… is that for me?”

Sometimes I do gentle zoomies near the fridge, just enough to remind everyone that I’m small, precious, and possibly starving.

And when both mom and dad are home? I work smarter, not harder. After I casually charm mom, I float over to dad for a second round. This method is highly evidence-based, emotionally manipulative in the cutest way, and I recommend it to all girlies who want to thrive.

    • High-achieving women who need a tiny assistant

    • Anyone experiencing emotional distress or hunger

    • Clients, clinicians, and couch potatoes

    • People who say “who’s a good girl” (me)

    • Anyone who needs a quiet presence and a soft face

    • Anxiety reduction through proximity

    • Co-regulation via silent companionship

    • Nervous system support

    • Gentle grounding and lap-based interventions

    • Emotional support with minimal disruption

    • Treat-motivated behavior reinforcement

    • Attachment-Based Cuddling

    • Somatic Regulation Through Snuggles

    • Behavioral Reinforcement (treat-forward approach)

    • Emotion-Focused Paw Placement

    • Mindfulness-Based Floor Lounging

    • Environmental Scanning for Snack Opportunities

    • Crisis Intervention via Tiny Presence

    • My time is exclusive. Fees are paid in treats and emotional devotion. Availability is limited, as I maintain a strict schedule of resting, supervising, and being adored.